Consider the following cast of characters:  Mary, Mary Lou, Marissa, Marcy, and Marisol.

How about this cast:  An, Anwu, Anwei, Anawei, and Anweiller.

Let’s try another one:  Bob, Bub, Bubba, Bubba Jr., and Bubbaloo.

Let’s try a scene:

INT.  BUBALOO’S BUNKHOUSE – NIGHT

Marisol stares out the window while Marcy sips a martini, Mary files her nails,  and Mary Lou flirts up Bubbaloo.  Bob is in the corner arm wrestling Bub.  Bubba is watching while Bubba Jr. throws a log on the fire.  Nobody notices Marcy slip out the door.

Now, close your eyes and tell me what each character is doing.  I’ll count to ten —

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine —

TEN.

How’d that go?

And I did not even throw in the A Team.

Do.  Not.  Give.  Characters.  Similar.  Sounding.  Names.

You’re welcome.

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